Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

44th base

When you proceed to grow to gigantic proportions and have group sex with Godzilla, Rodan, King Kong, the Cloverfield monster and the Power Rangers' Megazord in Manhattan whilst shoving the retaliating fighter jets in your ass and the tanks into the shafts of yours and the other participating parties’ penises. The climax of getting to 44th base involves simultaneous ejaculations which subsequently drown all of the citizens in New York.

1 - "That was awesome dude, last night I got to fucking 44th base"

2 - "My dad was in NY for a business meeting. He didn't come back"

1 - "Wow, sorry dude"

2 - "Ain't no thang, he was an alcoholic douche who used to touch me and beat my mom"

by Ason In Korea January 27, 2009

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.

That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

to give base

taking off pants and rubbing ass together while holding hands,. can be done with clothes on at school dances ;) often done in mature clubs.

I got so much base from that girl last night!
Did he give you base?
man, its so much fun to give base.

by john cortez July 8, 2011

Tony Baseballs

Tony Baseballs is a paranoid person who's penis is so small all you can see is his balls, and he compensates for his small penis by playing online games.

Tony Baseballs is a small dicked douche.

by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010

eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

by Ecce October 6, 2004

400th base

sex with your dog while eating a donut and realizing you are actualing havign a 5some with donkeys in a lagoon while a supernova is going on

i was talking with my buddies and asked if i got some and all i said was we went to 400th base =

by gunther peterson March 11, 2008