Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.

Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"

by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013

bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms

I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole

by Bald eagles March 31, 2017

Baldimus

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

by Elfishguy May 22, 2017

bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!

Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018

bald cashew

A hairless tiny penis.

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.

by N Streets February 5, 2018

Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

Baldi

when you get spanked with a ruler

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night

by baldis basics July 25, 2018