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Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.
Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013
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bald eagle in my butthole

My butthole is having spasms
I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole
by Bald eagles March 31, 2017
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That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.
Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.
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bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
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bald cashew

Colton Gibson’s girlfriend says he has a bald cashew.
by N Streets February 5, 2018
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Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
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Baldi

damn, i got baldi'd so hard last night
by baldis basics July 25, 2018
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