Badger Syndrome

A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.

Dude, you've got badger syndrome.

by Badger Badger Badger Badger February 17, 2006

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

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badgerbadgerbadger.com, a website that popped up a couple years ago. Funny and addictive...

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Agh! Its a Snake, oh a snake....

by schu May 1, 2005

Fadge Badger

One who's vagina has a forest of pubic hairs.

She has a proper fadge badger. I needed a trim & hedge to clear her pubes

by Adz November 21, 2003

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.

After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.

by cueprod November 2, 2010

To badger

To pester an individual, especially when they are engaged in another activity

Quit badgering me, I'm trying to work here.

by Yamikei May 22, 2005