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Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.
Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.
by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010
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ouch my anus hurts!

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!
by plantariumistically October 20, 2007
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A beautiful and very nice indian chick. Also, many men are attracted to her.
Dang, look at Anusha, she`s HOT!
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anus-wise

of or relating to the anus
Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise
by Balzac December 6, 2004
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Slim Anus

Nickname given to Eminem by the rock/rap group ICP otherwise known as Insane Clown Posse.

Nickname was given only after Eminem gave a concert where he walked out on stage with a blow up doll, with ICP facepaint on it, acting like it was sucking his dick.
Eminem : I love ICP
ICP : we love you too
by kor January 3, 2004
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Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.
Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
by CodeAlias July 23, 2014
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anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole
"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"
by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015
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