rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
by The Debators March 04, 2015
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anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.
Look at that guy anus burping.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 17, 2014
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anus period

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
by Luapcas November 11, 2017
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Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls
Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?
by Mekristo August 19, 2018
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anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?
by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 30, 2013
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donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.
"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023
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