alcohol 

A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!

"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

alcohol by Christicles August 22, 2006

alcohol therapy 

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

alcohol therapy by hoodrat December 1, 2005

alcohol abuse 

When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.

Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."

alcohol abuse by Max-well December 16, 2009

AlcohollicA 

When metallica played a show hammerd drunk.

"Dude was you at ride the lightning concert AlcohollicA was totally fucking hammerd man!!!"

AlcohollicA by PapaPola October 7, 2008

alcoholache 

vb : a dull throbbing pain occurring anywhere ( typically in the forehead) in the body following the lapse of the alcohol's euphoric effects.

Upon hearing moans of pain from her son's room Jennifer peaked inside and immediately discovered an empty bottle of whiskey on the floor near his bed. Immediately she deduced that Matt was suffering from an alcoholache.

alcoholache by Dirk The Daring January 3, 2011

Alcoholist 

A person that likes drinking alcohol, but won’t depend on it like an alcoholic 24/7. They just wanna be sober or let loose a little.

Friend 1: I feel like you’ll be an alcoholic since you rely on it. Friend 2: No, I’ll be an Alcoholist. I like it, but I only need it when I wanna stop being depressed.

Alcoholist by o... KURRRR November 8, 2018

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020