Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

by bаls May 16, 2022

Wire

pretty much a string

my sunglasses are held to my neck with wire

by notdrspaceman December 14, 2021

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021