wirese 

To 'wirese' is a sexual endevour with any type of ethernet cable, the greater the bandwidth capacity the greater the pleasure.

So I walked in on Exl performing wirese on a cat6 cable the other day

wirese by env September 16, 2005

Wireless willy 

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

Wireless willy by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Wiesedrunk 

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

Wiesedrunk by way2rud September 10, 2018

Wiese-wasted 

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

Wiese-wasted by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

Wiersema 

Strong family line of dutch tough men. They are known for being sexy men. The would plunder anyone who would get in their way during the viking time. Willing to do crazy things for each other because they no matter how giant the Wiersema family is they always help each other. Wiersema's will win anyone over of which they talk to.

Person 1: By the way, what's your last name.
Person 2: Wiersema
Person 1: You're a Wiersema! I have like 3 other friends who are Wiersema's!

Person 2: Yup. There is a lot of us

Wiersema by MManhunter December 17, 2018

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014