Wiresh

(n.) Probably an indian kid whom everyone calls a terrorist. Pretty freaking sweet. Everyone loves him. Extremely lazy, loves to procrastinate.

"Wow look at Wiresh, he's just sitting there instead of working"
"Nobody piss Wiresh off or he's gonna blow us all up!"

by Wiresh January 14, 2008

Wineshots

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.

Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.

by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

Crossed wires

"Crossed wires" can describe either of these situations:

1. when people who are supposedly having a conversation with each other are actually talking about completely different things

2. when a dialogue gets out of sync because people are not listening to each other - in a written dialogue this is usually because someone has posted twice before reading a reply.

The expression derives from ye olden days of analogue telephones. Sometimes when speaking on the phone in the 60s or 70s it was possible to hear another conversation on the same line. You might also pick up the phone and find that instead of a dial tone you could hear a conversation. This situation was called "crossed wires".

Example 1:
Emma: I can't wait for the weekend
Joe: Freedom at last! Next year I'm going travelling
Emma: We're throwing a party for our graduation
Joe: I'm gonna hitchhike around Europe
Emma: Everyone is invited. Hope they all come.
Joe: London Paris and Rome here I come!
Emma: You are coming aren't you?
Joe: Wanna come with me?
Emma: Crossed wires!

Example 2:
Jack: I'm sick and tired of arguing
Anna: sorry I didn't mean to upset you. I forgot that you don't like talking about politics
Jack: and I get the feeling you're trying to upset me!
Jack: sorry crossed wires

by Jules Fox April 11, 2013

Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

by GrandmaButterfly September 3, 2022

Wirish

Somebody who claims connections with Ireland to make themselves sound more culturally grounded, cool or sexy. Abbreviation of 'wannabe Irish'.

Dave is always going on about his distant relations from Dublin, but he hasn't actually been there. He's so Wirish.

by Clarebear81 December 5, 2010

wirehead

Somone who cares more about computers and gear than anything else like women, food or gas

That guy is a real wirehead he has that new cell phone but no hot chicks to call on it.

by Jim Wilson August 7, 2003

sippin wires

You're in contact with the feds.

Yo Samir you sippin wires

by Jamshidsamir December 29, 2021