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The Wal-Mart Effect 

The natural phenomenon that occurs when one enters any Wal-Mart Superstore needing nothing, yet somehow ends up leaving with a full cart.

This is probably due to their low costs, extended store hours, and poor employee benefits.

See: Wal-Mart
Victim: Dude, help me unload my cart.

Victim's Friend: I thought you said you didn't need anything?

Victim: ...They did it again! It's The Wal-Mart Effect, Gets me every time.

Victim's Friend: Ah, I see what you did there. Very well played, Wal-Mart.
The Wal-Mart Effect by Justin121121 September 25, 2010
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The J Wal is the combination of a mustache ride, a cleveland steamroller, and then finishing up with a Dirty Sanchez. This is the kinkiest of all sexual acts.
Mike: "Dude, I took Janie home last night and totally gave her a J Wal!!"

Steve: "Nice!"
J Wal by BAD COBRA April 26, 2006

fuck you wal-mart 

Laymens term: /slang/( phrase) An exclamation used when a person is dissatisfied with the existence of the corporate mainstream super store Wal-Mart. Often this phrase is used because one notices the pervasive detrimental societal effects of Wal-mart. These detrimental consistencies include but are not limited to: Standardization of the poor treatment of employees (especially those employees of marginalized status i.e. women and persons of color) the questionable ethics of where and how products are produced for Wal-mart (see human rights violations and environmental concerns) and the devastating economic impacts on local, rural, and even semi metropolitan communities across the North American Continent.
Person X:"Did you hear about the Wal-mart workers striking in California because of grievances over wages, scheduling, and alleged retaliation?"
Person Y: "Yes, I concur, FUCK YOU WAL-MART!"

build a wal 

I wanted to search for build a wall in UrbanDictionary but searched for build a wal instead.

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart 

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.
regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart
Term used by Dane Cook for Walgreens.
I had a little run in at The Wal.
The Wal by Sudds1324 September 28, 2005