Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

Texas Pistachio Wagon by humdipper May 4, 2009

Party Wagon it 

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.

No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it

Party Wagon it by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011

Scatter Wagon 

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

Scatter Wagon by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Saggin Wagon 

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

Saggin Wagon by Mystic-X June 28, 2012

gift wagon 

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

gift wagon by AUWFT August 17, 2016

Salt wagon 

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

Salt wagon by Crackyo June 2, 2016

Phat Wagon 

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.

“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl”

Phat Wagon by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018