Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.

Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.

by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015

Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at

by Mami. A September 8, 2018

One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

by Greennikotee April 11, 2020

alt-wipe group

A group of people who have broken their dominant hand, so they must now use their alternate hand to wipe themselves on the toilet.

I broke my right hand and can't wipe my ass. So now I am a member of the alt-wipe group

by EvanKnish December 19, 2020

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

by mister nate July 2, 2009

Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.

After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020