A Rusty Venture

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.

HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable

by twenty-four November 25, 2010

Jesse Ventura

Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.

And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!

by TheRock April 12, 2005

Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

venture communist

1: a venture capitalist with a socialist background.

2: a commie capitalist

And we present team Zero, the Venture Communists!

by Zeta March 15, 2005

Vegemite Valley Venturer

A homosexual male. "Venturing into the Vegemite Valley"

I think they're Vegemite Valley Venturers

by Thomas May 29, 2004

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I've given myself a few rusty ventures having not lost my virginity until i was 24.

by MADD415 November 26, 2010

Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011