Van Halen

A kickass rock band that started playing in night clubs in california from 1974 to 1977 and then they got noticed in 1978 when they had thier first album "Van Halen" which featured Eruption the most kickass guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen you will ever listen to. In the early 80s they band started fighting because the band thought Diamond Dave (a kickass jew and lead singer) was acting like that Van Halen was Just his backup band and its all about him. So Diamond Dave left the band in 1985. And then...They had to get a new lead singer and that was Sammy Hagar a horrible singer people thought the band was done because of his voice. songs like "Why cant this be love" And "dreams" sounded like freaking pop music. But the band stayed alive for over a decade (the only reason the band stayed alive is because of Eddies kickass guitar playing) Well now Sammy is kicked out of the band and van halen is planning a 2007 summer tour with david lee roth (rumored)

Van Halen Rocks lol!!!!!!!!1

whats ur fav VH song?

Dreams and Why cant this be love!

dude thats not van halen.

its not?

no its van hagar the most horrible band ever!

oh.

here (hands him VAN HALEN albums)

damn! these songs rock! Diamond Dave is way better than that faggy bitch Sammy hagar!

i know because its Van Halen.

what are ur fav VH songs now?

"Aint Talkin Bout Love" "Jump" "Panama" "Eruption" "Runnin with the devil" And All The Rest Of Them!!!

Exactly.

by Duayne November 20, 2006

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 02, 2004

Van Gogh

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

by The ineffible deity, God July 06, 2005

Van Girl

An abnormaly large woman, a woman so enormous that she is bedridden for life.

Im starving, van girl cleaned out my cupboard.

by Vengefulsorrow January 11, 2009

Van camping

The act of assuming no responsibility for one's actions and just chilling.

Paraphrased by: "Dude, I was just chilling and it is not my fault."

I was van camping in Cowan one day and some hoe dropped her tampon on my noodles.

by investomaniac October 08, 2012

van tran

short for a transsexual pedophile. This means the transsexual not only identifies with the opposite sex, but is also attracted to prepubescent children of the same sex he is.

that old neighbor 2 blocs away is a van tran, he keeps stealing little boys' soccer balls and tries to lure them in with candy

by illestballer June 14, 2009

Van Fleet

a last name, that was changed from the very common Dutch last name Van Vliet meaning of the water or stream. People with this last name are from Holland.

When they came over on the boat, the people changes their name from Van Vliet to Van Fleet !
How interesting...

by dutch-y February 02, 2009