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Twitches

N:Plural:Twitter speak for bitches (my gurlz).
Goodnight my twitches!
Them my twitches!
by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009
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eye twitcher

someone who's eyes goes fucking crazy when eating a meal.
yo, Karen "the eye twitcher" was munching down a slice of pizza and it looked like her eyeball was about to pop out of her fucking head!
by The eye squasher May 13, 2006
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twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
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curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
by Ian Chode June 16, 2006
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twatch

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.
I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.
by D.L.M. April 14, 2006
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Twitch

Twitter bitch.
Where somebody tweets a bitchy comment, or a comment which obviously applies to somebody in particular.
Hey. Did you see that twitch of Amy's last night?
by elsiera September 5, 2010
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Twatched

A stretched twat.
The act of stretching a twat.
I totally twatched that chick with my junk.
by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009
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