trafford

1. a flaming homosexual.

2. the biggest queen, usually enjoys long walks on the beach.

3. a boy who chooses muscle over mind.

4. someone who makes up for rude behaviour by having a massive dick.

5. possess a specific talent that includes taking his toung and a vagina.

" the other day this guy asked me if he could eat me out.. i was like no.. then he was like ' dont worry, they call me a trafford' "

" holy shit his junk is massive! " . "yo that must be trafford!!!!"

"mommy will i grow up to be a trafford?"

by fuuzzyyykittteennnnmmmeeeoooww April 26, 2009

Traffic Jam

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.

Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"

by shagondragon July 12, 2013

traffic cone

An extremely, extremely, disgusting looking girl.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Ex. 1:

Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.

Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.

by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020

traffic light/🚦

it's used when your s/o is just treating u like a traffic light. meaning if he was the car and u were the traffic light, he would just stop by/spend time with u for a short time or designated time, then leaves as soon as u turn green (turning green meaning u become comfy w him).

damn, after 2 weeks of talking to him, he left me like how someone sped against a red lighg and now i feel like a traffic light/🚦 tbh.

by urphhoeforonlythatoneguy September 12, 2021

unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.

I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.

by Bx Boy April 24, 2006

traffic tide

A highway traffic phenomenon characterized by traffic slow to a stop for no appearent reason and then speeding back up again. It could be a one time occurance or happen a number of times over several miles.

We were making good time on the highway until we hit the traffic tide.

by kdon777 June 22, 2011

old trafford

Theatre of Dreams.
best ground Europe (if not the world) has to offer.

what more can I say?
at least our ground has real atmosphere.

by International Bad Boy July 5, 2004