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dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.
"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."
by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008
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Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.
The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.
by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
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error message

From the minor to the global, a warning that something is not right.
She began to interpret the pandemic as a massive error message, a sign to humanity that it had lost its way, and would now be forced to re-order and reconsider.
by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2020
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Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020
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