krocodile tears

A homemade version of heroin made of gasoline and codeine. It gets it's name from the fact that the users skin turn scaly. This drug invariably kills its users after rotting their brain and eating their insides. It seems like this drug is only present, at the moment, in Russia and in some middle east countries.

- vice magazine

Since Igor and Krastin started using Krocodile tears their acne has completly disapeared.

by LeGros12 September 22, 2011

fuck a maid to tears

when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit

well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.

by USA201 August 30, 2005

male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

blood sweat and tears

a really good song by the k-pop group bts

"omg have you heard blood sweat and tears by bts. It's so good"

by the fangirl1231 June 13, 2018

tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Emu Tears

Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.

James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol

by jamesw3593 October 20, 2010