tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

tearassing

Running around like a freakin' maniac, trying to get a lot of stuff done.

Man, I was so ready for vacation that I was tearassing around my office today, just trying to get everything done so I could leave early.

by idiotgrrl July 10, 2010