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Emu tears are the highly prized substance used to maintain the pH meters of the stick variety. These are rare and the ethical issues remain a sticking point, with emus having to be made sad for there attainment.
James: I just spilt sodium hydroxide in my emu tears nooooooooooo!
Craig: Trololol
by jamesw3593 October 18, 2010
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