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Battle Toads

The game that's flying off the shelves in Game Stops all around the country.
Caller: Do you have any copies of Battle Toads left?
Employee: No, now stop calling.
by C#!! December 24, 2007
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Toaster

Hey! Gino just drove up to the firehouse with his new Toaster
by Federal Q2 February 4, 2004
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Toaster Oven

Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
by keyzersoze August 5, 2009
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Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008
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Toaster Mafia

A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.

This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.

Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.

The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.

Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".

Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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Toad face

A smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.
The class smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like "What's the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?"
After which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
by Skogsmullen April 25, 2011
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Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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