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Kick The Ugly

A dating game in Habbo, that relies complety on opinions, its quite simple, there are 2 rows of chairs, one row for the boys, and one for the girls, most of the time its 5 chairs on each side, the host of the game will say "girls to boys", meaning all the girtls will get in a line behind the ugliest boy, if the host says "boys to girls" all the boys will line behind the ugliest girl. the host of the game will kick people out of the room if chosen ugly, and when to tell them girls to boys, boys to girls, etc. In the end there will either be 1 boy left or 1 girl left, the host then will say, "Boy to hottest girl" or "Girl to hottest boy" When the most attractive boy or girl is chosen, they go Habbo Dating or get room rights from the host.
Casual Kick The Ugly in Habbo:

Host: G2B
3 Girls: *lining up behind norm*
Host: *kicks norm* B2G
2 Boys: *Line up behind baconhead with bra and short skirt*
Host: *kicks baconhead* G2B
2 Girls: *Line up behind HC boy leaving 1 boy left*
Host: Boy to hottest Girl
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The umbrella 

When your arm is elbow deep inside of a girl or man(or wild animal if you are from Omaha) and you spread your fist open like an umbrella opening up.
Me and my boyfriend were playing ventriloquist last night and he had his arm elbow deep in my ass then he hit me with the umbrella and I don't think I'm gonna shit right for a week.
The umbrella by I buy snappy August 14, 2017

The Uncle Dan 

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

the untrump 

A candidate running to dismantle Cult 45.
Bring on the untrump!
the untrump by Dr Bunnygirl February 19, 2020

extracting the urine

Polite/alternate/ironic version of to "take the piss".
I thought he was extracting the urine, but he was being serious.

Icing the urinal cake 

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.
I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.
Petting the Unicorn by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011