anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment

look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)

by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018