Short

The small coffee size at Starbuck's; the only size on the menu there that makes any sense (et al Tall, Grande, Vente).

"Short" is the smallest size Starbuck's offers, but you'll only get this if you ask for it by name. If you do order a "small" the barista will likely give you a "Tall" because anyone asking for a "small" will get the "Tall", which is the smallest size for which the prices are actually on the menu. Also only their hot drinks can be served in the "Short" size. Sound confsing? Yeah, I hate Starbuck's too!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2009

Short men

Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.

A list of short men who kicked ass:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!

by cogitator May 30, 2010

Sworth

Your sexual self worth.
The combination of the words sex and worth

Hey Virginia, my sworth took a hit when my bf handed me feminine cleansing cloth.

by Ecares4 June 4, 2018

shortel

Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.

Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!

by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014

Short for a boy

This phrase is used when a boy is not usually the height that society expects the male to be (Like 5"10 and up). But that are still slightly taller than the height of an average woman and the same height as women who are considered tall by women standards example height: 5"7 so this leaves them in between slightly taller than most women but shorter than most men.

Girl 1: Jeff is kinda cute isn't he

Girl 2: Yeah but he's kinda short for a boy

Girl 1: Yeah is kinda short but he's still cute

by _eternalhour October 27, 2014

Shortcake Heaven

Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake

by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020

shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020