stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

Shrimming

To swim whilst also tripping on shrooms. Preferably off a beach.

"Hey, Diana and I went to the beach to trip and ended up shrimming in the ocean."

by Iamnoname February 18, 2015

Yard stomping

It is the act of one person laying on their stomach taking a shit. Then a second person stomps said shit back into person one.

A sexual act popular with both heterosexual and homosexual couple

"That fag looks like he is into yard stomping"

"yo that bitch shawnique? Shes a freak! Hoe likes her fucking yard stomped"

by Ignatius Reilly October 17, 2008

Snow Storming

When a women start to lactate upon orgasm.

I brought her to a powerful climax and she started snow storming.

by SuperMaligan February 24, 2015

strooming

To be ridiculously good at the sport of racquet ball.

Boy, that guy was really strooming it up at the racquet ball courts tonight!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

stomping mudhole

When you're eating at Taco Bell and get diarrhea, causing you to shit straight through your pants.

I had a stomping mudhole yesterday, it was so embarrassing

by ChildishBiscuitsGravy September 4, 2015

streaming

Often pronounced as Stream-in, the word is used as an adjective that positively describes how aesthicly pleasing somthing or someone is: Hot, stylish, slick, classy, etc.

"Oye mate, your date is streaming."

"Jim just bought a streaming new ride"

by Jesse Reid September 11, 2006