stridey

Dweeb from Bristol, who’s bedtime is 22:00 and has 27 Facebook friends. Catchphrase: “ey fucc u mang”.

Will make you message his mum on Facebook for a birthday card, never delivers the actual birthday card.

Person 1: “ey fucc u mang”
Person 2: “Confirmed, you’re totes a Stridey.”

by JoshRoblox22 July 4, 2018

Strole

Some shit Caleb said. Another example of the absolute destruction of the English language due to Caleb’s spelling.

Damn you strole my joke.

by Patiddies October 6, 2018

strokerap

It is neither mumble rap or lyrical. It is a form of rap where the rapper sounds like he is struggling to breath and only mumbles half the lines coherently.

Jane: What kind of rap do you guys like?
Jim: I really like mumble rapping just cause it's so fast.
George: I'm really loving this new strokerap.
Jim: What's stroke rap?
George: You have to hear it to understand, look up lanze. He has a hot song called wit it.

by longShaftJenkins October 8, 2018

strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.

Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!

by Staifreak November 12, 2018

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke lips

When someone talks using only one side of their mouth/ lips and the other side just chills there dormant. They may also smile using just one side of their lips.

yo that bitch got some real stroke lips with her crooked ass smile

by Aurybaby February 26, 2019

Stroker

Aussie slang for a 355ml can of red bull.

Woodsy: I'm hung over af from the bar last night...

Louis: Stove a stroker into your head you sook!

by Quadcameight August 8, 2019