Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

by jefferson webber January 12, 2014

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Seanna

A girl who will offer her vagina for pennies on the dollar. also defined as a whore who fakes being pregnant multiple times, and teaches girls how to give sexual favors.

Sam: Hey did you hear about Dillon?
Lacey: No, what happened?
Sam: His girlfriend pulled a Seanna

Or

Sam: It happened so fast
Lacey: did Seanna teach you that? (STMT)

by friend-of-the-week October 12, 2010

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

Sanne

Davey's girlfriend, they fuck a lot! They really like each other. :-)

Me: Have you seen Davey?
Dude: Naw man, I think he's fuckin' Sanne again!

by Your momma December 18, 2003

scanner monkey

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

by RJ B January 12, 2004

shannan

a snake that thrives off jewish situations and at the end of them feels as proud as ever when successful. This is known as a "shannan mind-game."

Ali S : Hahahahah! Did you like my Higuaín goal ?!
Waqas: What a fukin snake. You typical Shannan...

by shaamsss December 7, 2010