Spanky

A person who drives reckless

When your cruising 5 to 10 over the speed limit and you see someone flying towards you in your rearview, "here comes spanky"

by MSTDstroy January 21, 2026

Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.

That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.

by Mag83 November 7, 2025

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011

cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016