smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

by E-Rox April 12, 2016

smoothyology

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.

Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

smoothie cubes

Awesome/Cool/Sweet!!

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!

by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011

smoothie

an extra large amount of cum in your mouth

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie

by stom December 27, 2014

Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015