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A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.
by R Dingle March 30, 2015
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