the shit

The best. This word is very interesting. The important part of it is without THE, an entirely different meaning applies. My teacher is shit= bad teacher. My teacher is THE shit = greatest teacher

My car is the SHIT

by Andrewsky March 4, 2003

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by BirchBuns November 30, 2016

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

Dog Shit Taco

A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)

You can't make it to the big party??!?!?
That's a Dog Shit Taco!

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

ghost shit

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

by MadHat December 17, 2004

Shit Apple

A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”

Randy: "I can't believe Trinity was throwing bottles, Mr. Lahey."

Mr. Lahey: "Shit apple."

by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007