Shmag

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

by neutron212 October 21, 2004

shmagma

goo caused by excess skin of an uncircumsized penis.

sam got his shmagma all over ahsley's face when she went down on him

by Leor May 10, 2003

shmaggin

confused, not knowing what you're talking about. saying stupid things.

yo that teacher be shmaggin us!

by omg34567 April 7, 2009

Shmaggle-baggle

A word that replaces any action.

I was so excited, I shmaggle-baggled in my pants.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Shmaggot

1. The word one uses to replace “faggot” when the teacher is around 2. A combination of shit and faggot.

Hey give me back my pencil you shmaggot!

by Dirty fart November 13, 2017

Shmagle

1.. A cigarette..When Bummed off another person...

Stewart..Can I plz have a shmagle Im going through nicotene withdrawl..
2.... That Greedy fuck Bejamin wouldnt throw me a shmagle when I was drunk so I slapped him in the face...twice.....

by Herbieflyfly January 26, 2009

shmaglocked

intoxicated to a point where this becomes the only word capable of escaping one's mouth. Sometimes also comes out as :

shmagoo
shmaglockenstein
shmaglockenspiel
shmaglooken (swedish derivative)

I did 16 speedballs before I went into work yesterday and was straight shmaglocked

by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011