shlackus

Funny word for Zack Galifianakis weiner

What a galafa shlackus you have.

by Swagmabutt March 5, 2024

Shelcking

The act of letting ones penis grow grime, smegma, and other organic substances around itself to act as a protective shell known as a Shelck.

I heard Tom has been Shelcking for two months, I bet his Shelck is pretty strong now.

by ShudMeister March 30, 2024

Shpeckle

An idiot or moron

John is such a shpeckle

by Billyboybobbybrown April 15, 2024

Shmeckle

verb
verb: Shmeckle; 3rd person present: Shmeckles; past tense: Shmeckled; gerund or present participle: Shmeckling; past participle: Shmeckled; adjective: -shmeckled

1.Having sex with a tiny penis

"I may not be very well-endowed but I shmeckled her all night long and she loved it"

"I can't believe I almost let him shmeckle me last night"

by Grant Oliver April 29, 2024

Shlickjumped

performing an aerial move in the style of shlickbobby with grace and strength. Akin to a ballerina.

Shlickjumped up on upon

by Vsadad May 4, 2024

shelcking

The act of letting one's penis develop cheese, grime, semen, and other substances until they harden, forming a protective shell, like a turtle's.

I've been shelcking for a week how bout you

by pengin9553 May 7, 2024

shweckle

armpit hairs braided into a small rope that you can use as a handle for a small coin pouch

That is a terrible shweckle mine is better

by Hill billy joe June 9, 2024