super secret pizza party

a weed smoking session where only a select few are invited and lots of weed is consumed.

where are we going? to a super secret pizza party... great i love pizza!

by beau August 12, 2004

Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

by tg2069 May 6, 2010

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009

secret tilly

When someone farts in an elevator, quickly leaves, then sends the elevator to another floor for someone else to enjoy.

Hey Eric, Adam just sent Blake a secret tilly on the 3rd floor. Damn, that smells worse than Josh's "mustard" sandwiches.

by 6-ways-to-Sunday December 17, 2008

Secretly We Are Goy

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...

by Eu Ma March 21, 2013

secrecy

the action of keeping something secret or the state of being kept secret.

Winston stressed the secrecy of the location.

by httpAsianGirl March 22, 2017

porno secretary

An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.

Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.

by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011