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nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.
Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!
by Rawb2k January 19, 2021
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African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!
by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
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scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.
Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!
by No Expert July 1, 2004
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scratch.mit.edu

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.
Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*
by Diavi January 1, 2017
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cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.
Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.
by humanfatw June 17, 2010
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Scratchies

A substance in which side effect to include, Scratching.
i took 3 scratchies (vicodin,tramadol)
by motosikey June 25, 2009
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Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.
That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.
by DonnieLee August 6, 2006
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