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Scissor Pig

Fat Lesbian... Pertaining to/ of two or more lesbian woman, who are “over-weight”. The “scissor” portion of scissor pig refers to the sexual act of scissoring, often performed by lesbian woman. Pig is self explanatory.
My gym teacher was a damn scissor pig.
by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018
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scissorbang

Both females spread eagle and girate vigorously while tickling each other’s meat curtains.
“Hey babe, lets go to Applebee’s for the 2 for 20 and scissorbang for dessert.’’
by Roxy Redbud July 19, 2019
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scissors kink

a kink involving scissors. for more information please visit the song "let's have a kiki" by scissor sisters. Produced by the Kiki Institution on Mental Instability.
I have a scissors kink
by Kiki ;) March 25, 2019
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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020
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Scissor beak

South if concord New Hampshire is scissor beak territory
by Pse540 March 22, 2021
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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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Scissor Twizzler

A sex game played by two women in which the ends of 3-4 twizzlers are placed in the entrance of each woman's vagina. The two participants must scissor for five minutes, while simultaneously trying to suck in as many twizzlers as possible. The participant that has the least amount of twizzlers inside them at the end of the five minutes must eat the twizzlers.
Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!
by IYKYKDefinitions June 5, 2023
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