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dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.
So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.
by Delta Divas June 27, 2011
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-5 to 5 Scale

The -5 to 5 is a more logical rating scale than 1-10 having negative convey repulsion and positive convey attraction. It also has 11 choices instead of 10 and is useful in getting an honest rating without the baggage of the 1-10 scale.

-5 Extremely Repulsed, would not touch with a 10 foot pole
-4 Very ugly, but you are able to resist the urge to throw up in your mouth
-3 On the very ugly side no doubt but not the ugliest you've ever seen
-2 Definitely not good looking, maybe fat
-1 Not naturally blessed and maybe has a crooked nose or some defect
0 Neutral; No Opinion
1 Not very attractive, but not completely useless to look at
2 Decent looking but someone you are not very interested in
3 Very Attracted, you definitely think this person is attractive
4 Super attractive, but not quite the perfect person for you
5 Extremely Attracted, your type in every way
"Hey bro rate that girl on the -5 to 5 Scale."
"Ehh id give her a 2 shes not bad but i'm not really into her"
by TheKevinEffect March 24, 2016
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A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.
Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
by YaImCool November 11, 2010
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Kaveh Saket

commonly known as kevinator, he stood against obesity and other unhealthy condition. He inspires countless numbers of people to improve their lives in plethora of ways not just through physical training but food education and life style motivation.
dmmmmmmn ! kaveh saket is here ! hide your beer bottels and chips !we are all in serious trouble !
by k2086 November 17, 2012
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scale hopper

A girl who jumps from one dope dealer’s dick to the next for free dope.
That scale hopper doesn’t ever pay for dope. She is such a slut hanging out with a different dealer every day.
by Goof Proof 187 November 25, 2017
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Collins Scale

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.
"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"
by BearJew91 December 8, 2009
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Wolowitz Scale

A scale for rating the pervy-ness of a nerd. The ratings are as follows, from least to greatest:

1. Sheldon Cooper- has no interest in sex. At all.
2. Leonard Hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. Raj- very interested in weird sex, but can't talk to women. Literally.
4. Howard Wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.
Okay, so there's this guy in my computer class, and he is super great with computers and all, but he totally broke the Wolowitz Scale.

Eeeewww, don't talk to him!
by SharkBaitPotatoe October 8, 2014
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