It slloms bad.
by The Madnesss Nothing June 23, 2024
Get the Slloms mug.A person whose sexual deviancy is an attraction to jews or jewish deviant sexual behavior. Akin to pedophilia, transgender, homosexuality, bestiality, etc.
The congressman from New York was charged with creating and distributing child pornography and in his defense he claimed to be a Shlomosexual and should be a protected class. ~ Santi Alberto
by Boy interrupted January 6, 2025
Get the Shlomosexual mug.A member of the Jewish faith or race that takes advantage of people and think his religion and race are the greatest when most that apart of it create problems for everyone around them.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
Get the Shlomo mug.When one person sharts and then proceed to rub their ass against another individuals ass until the shit spreads evenly between both asses.
by Hrny4Mordekaiser February 25, 2025
Get the Slommy Sandwich mug.The beautifulest, stunning woman to ever live. She’s quiet, shy, but has a big personality when she’s comfortable! She would make an incredible mother.
by D.E.S.L June 13, 2025
Get the Selomit mug.In Bananoian language, Salome literally translates to “juicy ass” — and she lives up to it. Known for her dangerously powerful vibes, juicy lips, and “I will beat you then cry about it” energy. If she’s mad? Run. If she’s laughing? Still run. Gets a potato face when emotional but somehow still looks cute as hell.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Bro… is that girl making a potato face while threatening someone and defending her bald man?”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
by bananious July 9, 2025
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