In Bananoian language, Salome literally translates to “juicy ass” — and she lives up to it. Known for her dangerously powerful vibes, juicy lips, and “I will beat you then cry about it” energy. If she’s mad? Run. If she’s laughing? Still run. Gets a potato face when emotional but somehow still looks cute as hell.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Salome is the kind of best friend who will fight for you, judge strangers with you, and look good doing it. She’s loyal to ONE and only ONE bestie. If you’re not that bestie… yikes. You’re being judged right now. Together.
Extremely loyal. Judges others with you.
💋 Has a boyfriend. Do NOT look at him. She’ll track you down and make you drink your own blood with a straw.
Soft spot alert: lowkey gets sad about his baldness but still calls him hot( hair is less important for her)Will fight anyone who roasts him.
Bro… is that girl making a potato face while threatening someone and defending her bald man?”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
“Yeah. That’s Salome. She’s in her emotional assassin era.”
by bananious July 09, 2025