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Suicide

Something that I want to do
Aghh this mf makes me wanna commit suicide
by TicklerOfTheHolyBalls July 8, 2025
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Suicide

Suicide is defined as death caused by self-directed, injurious behavior with the explicit intent to die as a result of the action. It is a preventable, complex public health issue often linked to mental health conditions, severe stress, or social isolation. Key terms include suicidal ideation (thoughts of suicide) and suicide attempts (non-fatal, self-directed, potentially injurious behavior with intent to die).
No one will care if I am gone so I will commit to suicide.
by anonymous February 20, 2026
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Suicide :)

Something a person you think is fine types into a direct message, or post on social media, who is actually struggling and suicide jokes keep them from killing themselves.
"Suicide :)" Gaben wrote as he stared into his glass of bleach.
by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016
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Conor: I H8 YOU ALL!!1111
Darren: Go /suicide
by dazonfire November 6, 2008
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Suicidé

The act of beginning to jerk it, and then screaming for your parents and proceeding to have to finish before they reach your room
“I swear I did a suicidé last night, man that shit was scary. The worst part was the clean up.”
by Toddler on the internet February 25, 2020
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suicide voter

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests
Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
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Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010
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