2 definitions by The sweet release of death.

Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 7, 2016

Suicide :)

Something a person you think is fine types into a direct message, or post on social media, who is actually struggling and suicide jokes keep them from killing themselves.

"Suicide :)" Gaben wrote as he stared into his glass of bleach.

by The sweet release of death. September 7, 2016