Slab

A tight ass car dat every male must have.

Ay check out my candy apple slab skatin' on flats.

by msshay June 14, 2006

sllab

"Balls" Backwards. Used to trick people who don't know what it means. waverly jumbles

Brett: Hey Mr. Geist, is today a sllab day?

Mr. Geist: Ya today is a lab day.

Matt: I have this huge foam sllab in my basement that I could use for my project

Mr. Geist: Ya, that would be a great idea.

Brett: Hey Mr. Geist, isn't there a huge concrete sllab under the carpet?

Mr. Geist: Ya we could bounce the golf balls off the slab under the carpet.

by SLLABINATOR November 11, 2008

Slabbing

The art of repeatably 'slabbing' ones nut sack and/or strap on device against the preferred orifice(s)* during a sexual encounter.

*where orifice is defined as any surface, whether socially acceptable or not.

Bloke 1 (to mate on the subject of porn): Slabbing hell, did you see the slab on that!

Bloke 2 (in response): I'd slab that!

by Codway April 26, 2014

slabzooka

The weapon of choice for logz0r, basically a trebuchet, fired from the shoulder... fires concrete slabs

muahahahaha motherfucker!! my slabzooka just raped your ass with slabs made of concrete >_<

by Logz0r March 16, 2004

slaben

Word used for someone who's being a dik.

man that dudes such a slaben.

by haggard May 1, 2005

Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.

"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."

by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018

slab

a really cute child under the age of 7 or an adorable puppy.

that dog is such a slab of meat the way he is prancing around the park.

by nach0 cheEsEeEe January 8, 2007