An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.
by Ranger bat boy January 17, 2011
by rawdogmaster February 15, 2014
When you hit sock bottom
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!
by Smarshies August 10, 2019
Meaning:
1.Straight up
2.Yeah that's cool
3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall
1.Straight up
2.Yeah that's cool
3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall
1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES
by Itz GRacey Yall December 12, 2009
A bud of marijuana thats discovered stuck to you sock after a bit of carelessness in the skinning up department.
by Gaz Le Rock April 19, 2011