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Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone
"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"
by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

V8 Smoothies

A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
mugGet the V8 Smoothiesmug.

Smoothie

Love the taste of my girlfriends smoothie
by Robbob813 June 16, 2025
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Chunky Smoothie

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.
by Joemalski April 17, 2014
mugGet the Chunky Smoothiemug.

Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.
That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.
by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022
mugGet the Neapolitan Smoothiemug.

Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
mugGet the Special smoothiemug.

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022
mugGet the Longhorn Smoothiemug.

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