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Selfseeded

One who knows they are of good qualities, and always answers i know to a complement.
That girl from school is so selfseeded, all she thinks about is how pretty she is.
by Heather Leigh January 11, 2009
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selloutmonkey

the invisible monkey that infects good internet inhabitants and once they have enough strength they force the puppet to sell themselves out.
the sell out monkey isnt always invisible.
WHY SXEPHIL WHY? WHY ARE YOU SUCCUMBING TO THE SELLOUTMONKEY
by getlostpeople April 29, 2010
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sellined

This is a term in golf when you chunk the absolute shit out of a ball and it works out. It sounds terrible and has zero spin. The hitter usual acts as if it was well struck.
What the F? He sellined it to like 2 feet. Unreal.
by b to the d 1995 November 19, 2011
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Sell-outability

Propensity of one to be a sell-out and abandon one's beliefs and ideals for profit, power or self aggrandization

self aggrandization

Propensity of one to be a sell-out and abandon one's beliefs and ideals for profit, power or self aggrandization.
'Hey! Met up with Jack from accounting, he's going to be promoted CFO. --Given his sell-outability these past years, that does not surprise me. To think the fucker used to be a Marxist.'
by Skyrish April 19, 2015
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Selfsturbation

The act of recreating in a masturbatory fashion to one's own image. Typically, Selfsturbaters are addicted to both the act of taking a selfie and the act of masturbating.

Selfsturbation is associated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one's own selfie or reflection causes the sex drive to activate. The end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release sexual fantasies focused around oneself.
"Wow, I can't believe he spread that vicious rumor about you getting a nose job!"

"No kidding! He must spend a lot of time selfsturbating."

Selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and lust, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.

I accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto Facebook. I can no longer look my sister--or her profile pic--in the eye.
by Sweetsauce June 21, 2015
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selfspense

A combination of the words SELFIE and SUSPENSE which defines the amount of time a person waits to see if their most recently posted selfie will be a success and they will be admired by many.
While enjoying a new craft beer, Shari decided to post a selfie. She sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity - 33 seconds - before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.
by von groovy September 7, 2017
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sellotapegypsy

A gypsy that’s obsessed with sellotape and who’s quite the sellout.
SellotapeGypsy... more like SelloutGypsy
by BaeOfGypsy October 4, 2017
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