Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 26, 2023

Roof Camper

An unskilled noob in FPS games who can only get kills by sitting on top of high places and shooting down.

Rust
Player 1: Get off your fucking roof you no skilled scrub
Roof Camper : Fuck you, i'll sit here all day and camp you.

by Longdongered March 31, 2023