Law of Diminishing Remorse

The tendency of girls to become sluttier with every sexual partner that comes into their...life. A vicious/virtuous cycle (depending on who you ask) that presumably ends with taking spanish lessons just to bang Chico the gardener at age 50.

Phrasing inspired by economic theory's law of diminishing returns.

e.g. "I used to do four tequila shots when feeling frisky just to be able to excuse myself the next day for my behavior...I guess I'm already showing the effects of the law of diminishing remorse."

by true_datt October 7, 2013

Bitch's Remorse

An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.

Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid

by RoastR February 20, 2014

Remocrat

A Republican, who because of "Dub-ya" became a Democrat

My family which has been Republican since there was a such thing as a Republican is now Democratic

by A proud Remocrat July 28, 2004

The Remote Controls the Robot

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:

-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011

remothabloodyfrickindiculous

Completely devoid of situational sanity. Just plain nuts!

"so i won season tickets to the Raptors today"
"Dude!! that's remothabloodyfrickindiculous!!!"

by k.david September 24, 2003

remotard

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.

That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007