Rectalcube

A rectangular cube, a psychotic cow, or a derogatory slang word pertaining the penis and anal sex.

"Get your rectalcube away from me."

by Rem December 6, 2003

Born rectal

see Cameron Diaz -----

MMM BLAGH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

crazy bitch

by Pepper Mills November 14, 2004

rectalabdominales

When you have a stomach in your poop shot

"Doctor! I seem to have a rectalabdominales infection in my rectalabdominales!"

by francis March 9, 2003

Rectal Intellect

Another word for a Smart Ass or Wise Ass. Saying or doing something that is considered irreverent and low brow towards the recipient.

You are such a rectal intellect.
or
He has a well developed rectal intellect.

by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005

rectal reaver

excruciating pain dealt to the anus due to a large object being shoved into the hole.

The woman was pleasured by the man during intercourse, until he gave her a rectal reaver.

by Alex Zdravkovic November 4, 2006

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

Rectal Laughing

Laughing so hard in a crowd that you can feel it in your ass. It is best felt when sitting down than standing.

When I was seeing a show called the Twilight Zone. The production was so comical. It had to be told. I wrote a text to a friends saying " I rectal laughing so hard that night"What I wanted to say is that recall laughing. This term is used in my friend circle now. People with often say Rectal laughing. This just makes me want to laugh, laugh, and laugh some more.

by Sister Dianna April 14, 2011