poonkang

Used to describe poontang originating from Australia.

Crikey, they broke up? I guess he wont be getting any more of that poonkang for a while...

by toggles October 25, 2006

Ptonk

a person, eps. one who is good at everything. to drink heavily. to beat someone (usually in a sport). to possess (someone or something). to ruin or damage (someone or something). an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis. voluptuous.

Let's buy a 40 and get ptonked.
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

by dizzel10102935784 December 14, 2008

Ponkolonks

Anything that is attractive, cute or loveable. Especially things with fluffy hair.

Ah Ponkolonks me loooooveeee.

by ehheh December 5, 2009

Ponkelette

When an omelette is made very poorly by someone, and the yolk gets stuck to the pan and turns out brown (like a pancake.) The word is a combination of "Omelette" and "Pancake". Thus, Ponkelette.

"You're an awful cook. look! You made a Ponkelette!"

by Magical Unicorn Mayonaise January 9, 2010

plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

Pronkus

A large penis. Usually refers to one with with a large penis that snakes onto other mens girlfriends.

That padjo snake has a large pronkus

by Pronki August 21, 2011

Pwank

A poo and wank.Just a shortened of a poop and wank.

i think I will just go take pwank.

by Jonj1954 April 25, 2016