prosticute

An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.

Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.

by ETOWNS May 13, 2006

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostitute

Someone who's paid to drop their pants.

Sally prostituted herself for Johnny.

by Spongebob° May 7, 2009

Prostitution

The real value meal.

Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?

by TheEditingMan April 9, 2009

Substitute prostitute

A girl who is a hoe, but does not collect money from her activties. Also to be used as an insult.

Jane: Mary's such a hoe, but she always looks so broke!
Sara: Yeah, she's a substitute prostitute.

by Kazia February 17, 2008

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020